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Tim Tebow grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
When you open a can of whoop-@ss, Tim Tebow jumps out.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Tim Tebow pass.
Tim Tebow doesn't throw up, Tim Tebow throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Tim Tebow stiff armed that nothing in the head and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Tim Tebow can slam a revolving door.
James Cameron wanted Tim Tebow to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Tim Tebow CAN touch MC Hammer.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Tim Tebow once ate three times his body weight in Tigers.
Tim Tebow knows two speeds: Stop and Kill.
Terry Tate looks over his shoulder in offices for Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow counted to infinity...twice!
Tim Tebow can divide by zero.
Tim Tebow knows the last digit of pi.
Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
Tim Tebow sweats Gatorade.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop? Only Tim Tebow knows.
Tim Tebow wears pads to keep Defensive players from getting hurt.
Tim Tebow has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Tim Tebow once ate 100 lbs of steak in an hour. The first 45 minutes he had sex with his waitress.
Tim Tebow impregnated a group of nuns tucked back in the Tuscan Mountains. 9 months later they gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only unbeaten team in NFL history.
Tim Tebow doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Tim Tebow once got Blackjack with one card.
Tim Tebow invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Tim Tebow doesn't go hunting...he goes killing.
Tim Tebow doesn't sleep...he waits.
Tim Tebow puts his pants on 2 legs at a time!!!
Tim Tebow once saved the Manatees from the brink of extinction. He then stiff armed them back so they wouldn't get cocky.
Tim Tebow gets called for roughing the tackler.
Tim Tebow never gets tackled...Tim Tebow just gets tired of running.
Tim Tebow's bones measured 10000 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness and quite frankly, he finds it amusing when aggregated diamond nanorods are touted as the hardest substance.
When Tebow spikes the ball, he strikes oil.
Tim Tebow caused an earthquake in Indonesia 2 days ago while brushing his teeth. In Gainesville.
People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
Tim Tebow killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Tim Tebow's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Tim Tebow killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie "Dodgeball".
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Tim Tebow, you're dead."?
Tim Tebow doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Tim Tebow is, in fact, still alive.
Tim Tebow literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.
Tim Tebow called Geico. In 15 minutes, he got 100% off his car insurance, because nobody can run Tim Tebow over.
Tim Tebow has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.
If Tim Tebow was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
Tim Tebow was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Tim Tebow, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.
In kindergarten, Tim Tebow killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
When Google can't find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help.
When Tim Tebow pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
Simon Says should be renamed to Tim Tebow Says because if Tim Tebow says something then you better do it.
When Tim Tebow was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Tim Tebow. Sounds like a fair fight.
Killing Tim Tebow doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Tim Tebow doesn't break wind......thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow's way.
Tim Tebow once stiff-armed a horse. That animal became what is now known as the giraffe.
When Tim Tebow does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Tim Tebow is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Tim Tebow's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Tim Tebow can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Tim Tebow doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Tim Tebow gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Tim Tebow does not get frostbite. Tim Tebow bites frost.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it's beef.
Tim Tebow is the reason Waldo is hiding.
When Tim Tebow wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 1600.
Tim Tebow once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
It takes Tim Tebow 5 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Tim Tebow once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They almost made him blink.
Tim Tebow can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
There are no races, only countries of people Tim Tebow has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Niagra Falls is the result of one of Tim's legendary downfield passes.
Tim Tebow sneezes electricity.
Tim Tebow qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
Tim Tebow can dribble a football.
Tebow's IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight.
Tim Tebow is a stunt double for Optimus Prime.
Tim Tebow was once asked to repeat himself. The last thing that person ever heard was the wooshing sound of a stiffarm.
Tim Tebow can clap with one hand.
Tim Tebow is capable of photosynthesis.
Tim Tebow has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
Tim Tebow does not love Raymond.
Tim Tebow can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
Tim Tebow can kick start a car.
Tim Tebow doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Haha I love how every school has an "it" guy. For WVU it's Owen Schmitt, UVA even has Keith Payne (though he has net to do anything and his claim to fame was shutting down Percy Harvin in the AAA State Championship game as an LB).
A sportswriter did say about Noel Devine, "Noel Devine is not black, he's just too fast for the sun to shine on him." lol
Go Wahoos!
Go Mounties!
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That's funny, but now Chuck Norris will be coming for you for putting TT's name in place of him. LOL
"Do or do not, there is no try"...Yoda
Tebow is good but he aint no superman
Success is never final;
Failure is never fatal;
It is courage that counts.
I have never liked the gators, but u have to give tebow his props. If Florida ever gets behind and he leads them back im convinced he is a left handed John Elway
LIFE IS A SPORT
If the Heisman was presented now.....Tim Tebow should be a walk away winner. I haven't been on in a couple of days so I just wanted to say about Tim Tebow...........daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn !!!! A very exciting, tough, hard nose throw back QB!
Very few guys have impressed me in college football...Chris Zorich, Barry Sanders, Emmit Smith, Marshall Faulk, Rocket Ishmail (sp), Joe Montana...any linebacker from Penn State....guys with class! Tebow is right up there with them!
I like John Elway, but as far as a college QB? I think Tebow is on a different plane. Elway was an excellant passing Qb and a fair runner but as soon as Tebow refines his passing skills... I believe he could be easily one of the top 5 College QB's of all time. Not too many QB's nowadays will lower their heads and pick up that one to two yard gain just to set up an option.
Whoa slow down hes just started 3 games.
Reeking of awesomeness!
Tebow is a old style single wing tailbackhard runner good passer when he begins throwing the ball better (not that he is passing bad now) he could be the best college QB of all time
I neither like or dislike Florida but have never had a reason to watch their games but now I watch to see Tebow and can Urban Meyer make the most of his talent or what constantly adapting his offense to perfectly suit his QBs strength
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